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I begged and begged my dad for a new hot-wheels toy so he smiled and drove to the toy store to get me one.

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A pointed the gun at the man who had ruined my life.

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Having been teased by all my sexual partners, I was so excited to get a late-in-life circumcision.

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"Do you think my brother would want to come back here, to his fathers house?!" she said to me angrily while I shook my head in sympathy.

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“Wait, that’s the tomato plant… or do they call… ketchup factory?”

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I WAS IN THE WALLMART , I THOUGHT IT WAS A FART

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As I walked home, I saw some puppies laying on the ground crying.

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EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!

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"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep",

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Welcome to the company NSFW

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Title	Upvotes	Mark as read	Favorited	Rating	Add to a list
I begged and begged my dad for a new hot-wheels toy so he smiled and drove to the toy store to get me one.	0
A pointed the gun at the man who had ruined my life.	0
Having been teased by all my sexual partners, I was so excited to get a late-in-life circumcision.	0
"Do you think my brother would want to come back here, to his fathers house?!" she said to me angrily while I shook my head in sympathy.	0
“Wait, that’s the tomato plant… or do they call… ketchup factory?”	0
I WAS IN THE WALLMART , I THOUGHT IT WAS A FART	0
As I walked home, I saw some puppies laying on the ground crying.	0
EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY!	0
"Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep",	0
Welcome to the company NSFW	0